Freshmen:
Skarlet Hinton – I think it’s human sized. How else would he lay the big eggs and leave them in my yard
Chloe Jones – I would think that the Easter Bunny is most likely bunny sized. I believe this because it’s cuter that way, and it just makes more sense. It’s supposed to be the Easter Bunny, not the Easter Bunny-human thing.
Brody Barkley – Human sized. He’s human sized because he needs to get everywhere and needs to be big enough to go all around the world to do that.
Addison Stover – It’s absolutely massive. He eats so much chocolate.
Landon Conn – I think he is tiny because a bunny is little.
Sophomores:
Jake O’Donohoe – I think he is human sized because he has to reach high places to hide eggs and bring baskets and stuff.
Jacob Hillier – I think the Easter bunny is human sized because he is the king of all bunnies, so he would be big, and he has to be pretty big to get to everyone’s house.
Natalie Wright – Human-sized because how is he going to go that fast if he’s bunny-sized and carry baskets that big?
Cheyenne Work – Bunny-sized because it’s cute.
Chloe Wasalasky – It’s human-sized because that’s how it is at the mall.
Juniors:
Colby Jeffrey – I think he is like a small human, leprechaun sized, because if he were human sized, he would be too big, but if he was bunny sized, he would be overlooked.
Caden Miller – He’s not a bunny. I KNOW he’s human sized.
Isaac Ikach – Human sized, I watched this show called Rise of Guardians and he’s Australian and human sized but he’s still a bunny. He’s actually just a tall rabbit.
Emerson Webster – He’s definitely human sized. I don’t think a bunny would be able to carry around Easter baskets without thumbs.
Adam Anderson – I think he’s short, like really short.
Seniors:
Zach Dames – Human sized. An Easter basket could never be carried by a small bunny.
Sienna Heasley – I think he’s moose-sized; people don’t realize the sheer size of a moose. Imagine the sheer size of Krampus, too big to fit in a chimney. Take away the hooves and the beard, add some ears and you’ve got the Easter Bunny.
Zoe Kumpfmiller – He’s the size of Nikola Jokic, who is a 6’11” basketball player.
Ava Bowman – In the movies, he’s always depicted as big, so I feel like in our minds that’s what we default to when we think of the Easter Bunny.
Rogan Cavanaugh – Ain’t nobody ever seen a bunny-sized Easter Bunny.
Teachers:
Mr. Skroupa, Math Teacher – I think he’s four feet tall, kind of like a smaller human. He’s a huge rabbit standing on two feet.
Ms. Finley, Science Teacher – Neither. It’s a third, more evil option. It’s bigger than a human. The Easter Bunny is absolutely massive.
Mrs. Weigel, Science Teacher – Human because that’s how big he is at the mall.
Mr. Majoris, American History Teacher – Human-sized because you have to be big to carry around all those eggs.
Sra. Banish, Spanish Teacher – I think he should be bunny-sized, but I think realistically he would need a lot of magic to get all those Easter eggs to everyone.
